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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 03:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

No go.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Just Forget it!

What are some other ways to respond to someone saying "thank you" besides "de rien" or "vous êtes bienvenue"?

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

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